Some Advice on City Fashion Choices

A freewrite.

When you are wearing a cowboy hat in the city, people listen. Actually, when you are wearing a Norteña hat, Mexicans will say hello to you. Sometimes you will run into things with your hat. Then you must pretend not to notice. Sometimes, if you adjust the brim, people will think you are saying hi. If you do this to a Mexican, you both break even. Don’t be a jerk if you are wearing a cowboy hat; don’t go getting mad with power. Not even a Mexican likes a douche in a cowboy hat gone mad with power, and they will stop saying hello. No, cowboy hats were made for the humble man who wants to look like Clint Eastwood. You must wear a cowboy hat like you would a badge: you are representing the whole population of cowboy-hat wearers. Don’t fuck it up!

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